It's too late to apologize, yadi yadi yada.

I stayed in Holiday Inn last Sunday and I kind of hoped [more of expected] that R would ask me out since I was nearer to him compared to Las...

I'm not going to write you a love song because you need one.

I'm going to write you one because I want to. R and I are okay again. I like him. So sue me. After I posted the highly controversial ent...

An Ode [and an Elegy] to R; a.k.a. A Quote by Carrie Bradshaw: "I'd Like A Cheeseburger and A Cosmopolitan Please"

Where do you go after getting your heart broken? How do you regain your footing in life and act as if nothing happened, even though you'...

I hate Madonna.

So there I was, thinking I was okay. I thought I've convinced myself that I've moved on. It was hard, especially with her constantly...

I can feel your heart beat for the very last time.

I never knew that it would take someone as kooky as Weird Al Yankovic to wake me from my delusional fairytale. Weird Al Yankovic, who is wid...

The Evolution of Hung Up

Madonna first rocked the music world [and the world in general] in 1983 when she released her first album Madonna , with hit singles such as...

Madonna was wrong. Madonna was dead wrong.

Madonna was wrong. Madonna was dead wrong when she said that time goes by slowly. Time actually goes by fast, very fast, and we just don...